Meeting Notes
5 January 2009 – 8:42 pm
The office can be fairly quiet during the holidays and occasionally people forget to remove themselves from calendar invites for meetings between Christmas and New Years.
I had a meeting like this last week… not wanting the time to go unused I still experimented and brainstormed. 
Here are the meeting notes:
29 Dec ‘08: Meeting Notes
attendee: Jasson
Brainstormed and Experimented
- Successfully created a Higgs particle!
To reproduce…- Create a Higgs field between the VC monitors by setting the contrast to high on one and low on the other
- Remove the VC camera, point it at the monitors, and set it to emit gauge bosons
- Dial the VC unit into itself
- That’s it! [video]
- Solved Goldbach’s conjecture that every even number larger than 2 is the result of adding two prime numbers
- [see conference room whiteboard for proof]
- Experimented with cold-fusion… no luck :(
- Apparently mixing cold Earl Grey tea, Trident, and shredded post-it notes does not produce excess energy as most people would think
- Pondered the Sorites paradox
- Is a search results page still a search results page if one removes an item from the list?
- Internally brainstormed ideas for YouTube
Open Questions:
- Where is everyone?
