Customer Service Automatons

9 August 2008 – 6:47 pm

Earlier today I was a little freaked out by the customer service at one of the local oil change stations.

All of the employees had memorized long-winded scripts for greeting and dealing with the customers and they were utterly baffled by the simplest interaction (i.e. “Hi” and “No, just an oil change”).

While I can understand employers wanting their employees to be consistent and up-sell their products, however forcing them to regurgitate a canned script over basic politeness is just painful to interact with.

I’ve truly had a more human-like interaction with an automated telephone menu than I have with these employees.  :P

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Euchre

8 August 2008 – 7:30 am

It seems that the only people who have heard of Euchre grew up or went to school near the Great Lakes. When I lived in New York my friends and I played it all the time… especially in the winter time.  :P

It’s been years since I played, but last Wednesday my friend and I found a Euchre Meetup in San Francisco. We meet a lot of transplanted Great Lakers and had a blast (it also helped that we ended up winning nearly all the games we played).  :)

If you haven’t heard of it or played it before you should definitely give it a try. Yahoo Games has it online and it’s a great place to learn the basics.

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Macro Strobing

29 July 2008 – 10:21 pm

This last Sunday I went to a photography lighting class in San Jose. We didn’t get to actually shoot a whole lot, but I met some new people and learned a few things:

Definitely watch for more, but as you already know, it might take a few months weeks before I post them.  :)

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Bamba

24 July 2008 – 4:28 pm

One of my friends from Israel brought me a bag of Bamba from the Google office in Haifa.

I’m hooked… tastes like peanut butter but has the texture of Cheetos.

Now I just need to find more here in California.  :)

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Successive Reads

20 July 2008 – 1:06 am

While it may take longer to get through them, I have a tendency to read a handful of books at the same time. Mixing it up helps me digest the fact-packed books a little easier and it forces me to be more engaged because I have to remember what I read a few days earlier.

With my reading queue in flux it’s unusual for me to finish multiple books in succession, but over the last week I’ve finished three of them:

  • The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins
    • This one has been on my list for awhile now… the book maybe thirty-plus years old but it’s still a great read.
    • Expands upon Darwinism with excellent examples of genes and there effect on the cells they inhabit and the world around them.
  • Google and the Myth of Universal Knowledge by Jean Noël Jeanneney
    • Interesting read and offered some insight on the massive stream of information on the internet and it’s effects on individual cultures.
    • While I understand the author’s point and some of his concerns, he offers no solutions and seems to want universal information to happen magically everywhere at the same time in multiple independent forms.
    • It did stress however the importance of designing features that can be customized to fit the cultural style of individual locales.
  • Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom
    • One of those rare books that is both depressing and inspirational at the same time.
    • It will definitely make you pause to put life in perspective.

Here are some others that are in my reading queue:

Any suggestions on what I should add next?

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One Way or Two?

5 July 2008 – 6:24 pm

The buzz started when 37signals wrote a brief post earlier this week stating that features were a one way street and once they are in place they can’t be removed on large, popular products.

After reading the post I saw it more as warning to research new features and avoid feature bloat.

While it’s impossible to always create a killer feature, research and testing can help point things in that direction (I blogged about this two years ago in Hitting the Sweet Spot (see pull-quotes below) and my sentiments are still the same).

While I agree that removing rarely used features can sometimes be painful it is by no means impossible or wrong to do so and my friend at Elapsed Time did a great job articulating this point (see post and pull-quotes below).

Feature Gene Pool

Product features should be viewed in a Darwinistic manner, where the ultimate goal for a feature should be to carve out a niché that is integrated within it’s environment and not counter to it.

And like genes, both “good” and “bad” features should attempt to grow and evolve by testing various tweaks to see what works and doesn’t.

However if the feature isn’t viable after multiple “generations” or is detrimental to it’s environment, it needs to either have its parts merged into another feature or get out of the feature gene pool all together.


37Signals: Features are a one-way street

“The lesson: Once your user base has grown beyond a certain point, you cannot take features away from them. They will freak out.”

Elapsed Time: Features ARE NOT a one-way street

Besides the pull-quote below, he also calls out a great list on what strategies to take into account when reviewing features.

I disagree – knowing what features to deprecate is one of the toughest challenges in prod/eng/UX mgmt but good leaders have to make these types of calls.”

Using Utensils: Hitting the Sweet Spot

“There is a lot to be said for kick ass new features and ideas but if those features aren’t well thought out, well executed and/or robust enough most users will think it’s cool then simply move on to the next site. However if there is a multitude of scattered features users will just get frustrated and leave.

Hitting that S-Spot often requires time, experimenting, and user feedback but once the features have reached the point where they are interactive, robust, and more importantly useful the users will keep coming back for more.”

MicroPledge: Thank you, Adobe Reader 9!

Definitely check out the post it’s hilarious and steeped sarcasm. Here some quick pull-quotes:

“For starters, version 8 was a 22 MB download. Version 9 is a mere 33 MB — a whole major version up, and not even twice as big…”

“On my cable connection, it took about 5 minutes to download, nicely allowing me enough time to brew a decent cup of coffee while I waited…”

“I was impressed. It started in a minuscule 13 seconds, plus the time it took me to skim their poetic and beneficent license agreement.”

“Ah, the joy of using a new product. Unlike Microsoft products, Adobe’s new, bigger Reader behaves exactly the same as the old one. In fact, it’s so compatible I can’t even tell the difference! Boy, I know good release management when I see it…”

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¡Viva la Anotaciones!

4 July 2008 – 1:09 pm

Whoo Hoo… a few days ago we launched Annotations internationally!  :)

On a completely unrelated note, Happy 4th of July!  :P

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Deus Ex Machina, The Motorcycle

2 July 2008 – 9:13 pm

This has been mentioned in a number of blogs so I’ll keep it short…

Jake Loniak a student at the Art Center College of Design in Pasadena designed an electric, vertically parking “motorcycle”.

It looks amazing and completely insane all at the same time.  :)

Other Blog Posts:

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Sonia :: Photoshoot

1 July 2008 – 9:24 pm

Had a great photo shoot with Sonia (MM 174098) back in February (I know, I know, that was five months ago but I’m trying to catch-up :P ).

She wanted a range of different shots from sexy to fun to serious and as you can see from the shoots she did an amazing job. As always I wish we had more time to shoot, but the window for shooting outside in February is pretty narrow.

For those of you not familiar Northern California, February in the shade is chilly to say the least but she was a great sport about it and was always ready for the next shot. However we did break out laughing a few time watching her wave her arms around in an attempt to stay warm and avoided get goose-bumps.  :)

We also had a great MUA, Kriis (MM 595862), who did an amazing job with Sonia’s hair and makeup.

Enough from from me… here are some of the shots:

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Photo Catchup

29 June 2008 – 9:27 pm

As I’ve mentioned multiple times in this blog, I am horribly behind on posting my photos.

Here are some of the shots I recently posted on my photography site, Euvoyance.com:

English Bronze: Statues on the west side of the Queen Victoria Monument outside Buckingham palace (London, England) Copley Lights: Time-lapse night shot of the traffic near the Back Bay (Boston, Massachusetts) Longfellow: Longfellow bridge statue detail on the Charles River (Boston, Massachusetts) Know Hope: Graffiti on the side of a bombed building in Tel Aviv that reads,

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